Wednesday, August 18, 2010
i has them jokes.
8:49 PM
wahahahahaha I HAS JOKES ;D although i told alot of people already and they might not appear new. :b
one.
There are 3 monkeys on a tree. The first monkey fell off. Why?
because it was DEAD.
and then the second monkey fell off too. why?
because it was STAPLED TO THE FIRST MONKEY.
and then the third monkey fell off too!! WHY?
PEER PRESSURE!
ahahaha i ROFLed at that ;D hope you did toooooooo
two.
There are two muffins in an oven.
1: holy crap, it's hot in here!
2: HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!
ahahaha(:
threeeeee.
A son is asking his dad about god.
Son: Dad, is god black or white?
Dad: god is BOTH.
Son: Dad, is god male of female?
Dad: god is BOTH.
Son: Dad, is god Michaeljackson? ;D
EEKS. PHONECALL >:( bye kids.
lotsoflove,
wenofren(: