Saturday, September 25, 2010
add-on to the previous post(:
1:41 PM
Excuse me, but I’m new in town, can I have directions to your place?
You know what would look great on you? Me.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.
Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too.
If I told you you had a gorgeous body, would you hold it against me?
You look like my second wife! And I’ve only been married once!
I lost my number, can I have yours?
Let's go behind that rock, and get a little boulder.
Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag
I'm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?
Is your dad a baker? [No. Why?] Cause you have some nice buns.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
It's my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? "Is it really your birthday?" No, but how about a kiss anyway?
I lost my virginity... can I have yours?
Do you sleep on your stomach? [yes/no] Can I?
I'm not feeling myself today, can I feel you?
cakeeeeee.
